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Jesus take the flipping wheel. What even is this storm. Please stop.

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generalbooty:

u ever get in a shower that has the water pressure of someone softly crying on u

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olivide:

If you say “nevermind” to me I will actually worry about it for the rest of my life

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off to falls toodle-oo life

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hello i’m going to splendour goodbye

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esexist:

my sexual orientation is straight

up gangster

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saltycurrent:

No one can judge me unless ur judge judy

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Anonymous asked: Did you used to have bacon on this page? (maybe the mouse icon or the background) if so, I thought you were a gay guy until now.

Yess I did! Hahaha, I had bacon as my background~! Hahah, well then… I don’t really know what to say to that? But thanks, I guess?! (heaps of gay guys are sassy as hell, so I’ll take this as a compliment xoxo)

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i don’t even know what the hell is going on anymore. what even are emotions. for god’s sake.

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Nothing better than coming home really hungry, and remembering that Mum’s left you some chicken Caesar salad in the fridge. GOOD ‘OL MUM. WHAT A LEGEND.

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